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You're never gonna do that, right?

As you might have read from the Our Summer Holidays page, Roughley has got some tasks to do while we are away. He's got to get 18 stars to get his reward, otherwise he gets a forfeit (still to be decided) which will worsen the less stars he gets!

The tasks are below, read them and then vote as to whether or not you think he'll pass the challenge!

Tasks

Task 1 - The Hawaiian Shirt

* To wear his new Hawaiian shirt at Manchester Airport on the day of departure.
** To wear his new Hawaiian shirt until we get to our hotel in Faliraki.


Task 2 - Have sex

* To go with five or more different girls during the holiday.
** To have oral sex or a "fumble" at any time during the holiday.
*** To have full sexual intercours at any time during the holiday.


Task 3 - Starting a fight

* To push a male in the chest whilst maintaining a serious look.
**To almost come to dual physical contact with a male, only for "the lads" to step in and cool the situation.


Task 4 - Chat up a bloke

* To inform a male that he likes the look of them.
** To inform a male that he likes the look of them, and feeling the "victim's" bottom.
*** To inform a male that he likes the look of them, feeling the "victim's" bottom, and buying the "victim" a drink, over which the two of them can have a "friendly" chat.


Task 5 - Swim fully clothed

* To swim in either the sea or the pool, whilst wearing shorts and T-shirt.
** To swim in either the sea or the pool, whilst wearing underwear, pants, shirt, and socks. Footwear is optional.


Task 6 - Piercing

* To have any part of his anatomy permanently pierced.


Task 7 - Tattoo

* To have a permanent tattoo on any part of his anatomy.


Task 8 - Skinny-dipping

* To go skinny-dipping in the sea, swimming or standing, for at least two minutes.
** To go skinny-dipping in the sea, swimming or standing, for at least five minutes.


Task 9 - Streaking

* To run the length of a corridor in the hotel, at any time, whilst fully disrobed (footwear is optional).
** To run around the hotel, at any time, whilst fully disrobed (footwear is optional).
*** To run the length of a street in Faliraki, at any time, whilst fully disrobed (footwear is optional).


Task 10 - Beach wank

* To masturbate, at any time, in the sea.
** To masturbate, at any time, on the beach.
*** To masturbate, at any time, either in the sea, or on the beach, and reach orgasm, with the "proof" being shown to one of "the lads".


Task 11 - Body hair

* To draw on fake sideburns that must remain on for the whole night.
** To draw on full facial hair that must remain on for the whole night.
*** To draw on full facial and chest hair that must remain on all night, and visible to everyone.


Task 12 - Scooter streaking

***** To hire a scooter and ride around on it.
********** To hire a scooter and ride around on it naked, apart from a helemt, leather gloves and leather boots.


The task will be completed when eighteen or more *s have been obtained. The prize for completing the task will be decided at a later date, as will the forfeit for not completing the task. Both the prize and the forfeit will be a fair representation of the task set.

Original copy held at Ian Royle's house, complete with signatures from Adam Roughley, Jonathan Allen, Martin Flood, Ian Royle, Greg Tomlinson, Philip Warburton and Anthony Wickens.

Will Roughley get all his stars? Vote below!





 


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