| DSU Home Page
The Thing
Nice Ass
Dev's Dilemma - Problem Page
Dev's Diary
Our Summer Holidays
Roughley's Tasks
Gimps
Dev Raid Posters
Contact the DSU
Favourite Links
|
|
There's nothing the DSU members like more than a nice ass!
The ass makes the body, and we at the DSU like our asses to be nice, round and shapely - none of this "Big is Beautiful" rubbish!
|
| |
What makes an ass nice:
(1) The ass is only worth looking at if the person is, but there again, the person is only worth looking at if the ass is!
(2) The owner of the ass must love Dev, the DSU or something else (we're not fussy here at the DSU!)
(3) The ass should be a nice round shape - just perfect for hands to squeeze or slap it!
(4) The ass should not have had anything inserted into it (unless it's J-Lo, coz we all know she takes it up there!)
(5) The ideal ass should be free from hairs - these can get caught in fingernails when (3) is being checked out! |
This is a nice ass, and is what everyone should strive for (except John Morris of course - his is fine as it is!) |
| |
|
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
