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HELP ME PLEASE DEV!
Each week a lot of people come to the DSU with many problems varying from people thinking that they are a donkey, to people struggling to discover their true sexual feelings. So we at the DSU are going to ask Dev the answers to your queries and post our findings on this page weekly.

Dev, I've got a big thing. I don't know where it's come from, or what causes it. Can you help?

Many Women, The World



Err, you seem to have stumped me on that one! I don't think I can help you on that one - if anyone knows the answer, please let us know!

I've got a broken heart that I can't mend!

Ian Royle, Reddish, Stockport



Now Mr Royle you don't have to have a broken heart because like me you should love yourself and nobody else. Do you think that I cried myself to sleep when Amy lied or when Geena's evil mother attempted to split me up from my queen. The answer is NO, find someone else. I hear from a DSU member that there is someone else that you've thought about projecting your feelings towards, she is possibly a member of the DSU. Remember don't wear your heart on your sleeve..

P.S. Wipe your tears and dry your pillow.


 


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