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We're All Going On A Summer Holiday!
That's right, after a year's hard work at college and for the DSU, we think we deserve a break. Matty is off to Protaras, Cyprus, along with girlfriend Lynsey, whilst Meathead, Roughley, Floody and Wicko are off to Faliraki, Rhodes, along with Gweg, Warby and Al.
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Protaras
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Faliraki
10th - 24th July 2002 - THE BOYS ARE COMING!
This has been booked since September, so we're all desperate to get there now that it's so near. Only Meathead & Wicko have been away before (with Stu Mabe to Gran Canaria last year - that's another story), but Faliraki will be a whole new experience!
Staying at the Rhodos Sun Studios, 3 rooms are booked (Meat, Floody & Wicko; Gweg & Roughley; Al & Warby), although these will probably just be used for sleeping (and shagging) in.
We're all staying at Gweg's house the night before, so that should be a laugh. We're supposed to take off at 7:15am, so we'll probably leave the wabbit warren at about 4:30! Will anyone dare fall asleep for fear of being left behind, or maybe having a pre-holiday eyebrow shaving exercise performed on them?
The main aim of the holiday is to get pissed and have a laugh with each other, anything else is a bonus (unless it's with someone who has "The Thing!"
One idea that has been thought of so far is to purchase a cheap blow up doll to take away. Each person will have responsibility for it for a night, and can do whatever they eant with it, such as dressing it up, dancing with it, getting it pissed, using it to chat up birds etc. Another idea that Wicko came up with is to leave it in a stranded place, then do a stake out and see just what people do with our friend the doll! Linked to this, we're thinking of getting shirts printed - an idea is to have a picture of the doll on them with "BUDDHA" written underneath - it stands for "Blow Up Doll Department of Health Associate!"
As well as the doll, we thought of something that will give us all (especially Roughley) something to do on the holiday. We devised a list of tasks for him to carry out, with each one being worth so many stars. For him to succeed and get a reward, he has to achieve a certain number of stars, but if he fails, he has to do a forfeit. There is a separate page if you want to read all about this.
One thing that is obvious is that when Meathead is pissed he'll do and show things that no-one else really wants to see - or do they? He just can't control himself, but it remains to be seen if anyone else acts this way. We just don't know!
Al is sure to pull, but only because it'll be women who'll be after his money - they just won't be able to resist his posh stance, and he won't be able to resist "a bit of rough!"
Warby will pull tall birds, or those wearing high heels. Apparently when he's had a few, he's quite likely to falling over on the dancefloor!
Thomas The Tank Engine aka Gweg will pull anyone called Annie, Clarabel, Bertram, Diesel, Edward, Harold, Henrietta, Henry, James, Percy - in fact, anyone from the programme. But will they be able to understand him when he says "Can I buy you a dwink?"
Wicko will change his name for holiday to "Tony" as he thinks that this enables him to pull more. Obviously thinking he's some kind of porn star, he'll stroll around like Colonel Bastard, but as soon as the music starts, he'll dance away in his "cool" way
Floody is the nearly man of the holiday - he could have done so much, but he "just didn't!" There's something scary going on though, Floody has an admirer! IT'S ROUGHLEY! He thinks that Floody will be the one that cops off most out of the seven of us, because, in the words of Roughley "He's got that look."
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We're all gonna be doing daft things while
we're away, so your votes will count!
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