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Some of the most annoying people in the world!
Why do gimps exist? There doesn't seem to be any sensible reason for them, so why can't they all disappear? Gimps are everywhere you look, at the shops, around college, on the bus - the list goes on.
This is the DSU's campaign to rid the world of gimps!
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Computer Gimps
Many gimps in the world have an obsession with computers. These people are quite easy to spot - often they will wear glasses, and/or have a very untidy haircut. They probably won't have much fashion sense either. They also talk in strange voices, often very quickly. |
Clever Gimps
Sometimes the clever gimps are not easy to spot. Some of them can appear to be quite normal in everyday life, but as soon as they get in that classroom, they're transformed into working robots.
As with computer gimps, some of them will have bad dress sense and some will wear glasses.
Places to look out for clever gimps next year are Oxford University, Cambridge University and Maths students at UMIST (i.e. Roughley!) |
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Mosha Gimps
These are some of the most annoying gimps that exist, and there seems to be a natural evolution process from clever gimps to mosha gimps.
These people put wires in their ears which enables them to hear bashing of metal and screaming. It is quite sad to know that mosha gimps pay for this privilege, both electronically and live.
If you see something in a shop that you like, but your size is out of stock, you'll wait for it, won't you? However, mosha gimps don't understand this concept, so they will take the item that is at least three sizes too big for them. No-one knows why, no-one really cares about it either. |
Gimp Gimps
Gimp gimps are normally the children of parents who were a type of gimp themselves. They bring up the child to only know how to behave like a gimp, so really, this is the type of gimp you should really feel sorry for.
Signs of gimp gimps to look out for are thick lenses on their glasses, shirts tucked as far into their pants as possible, an interest in train spotting and wearing vests under their shirts.
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